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So you think you're savvy?

10/16/2014

 
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One savvy mutherfucker...

Yeah, you know who you are
Just who you are--
One savvy mutherfucker

You—one savvy muther—fucker

You got the latest apps and appro--pose-er
You don’t take no shit from nobody
No.

You,
 Be,
Onesavvymutherfucker
Can’t help it, you just got that shit all sewn up
Onesavvymutherfuckerthatsn thekind of shit ima at ttalkingaboutj
Savvy
Mutherfucker

You--that is who
Justbeone savvy motherfucker
That's who you umbb

So,
Tell me this--

From your pleasure-capsule commodity come-uppanse-su
What
Makes
You
So
Savvy

Mutherfucker?

You

Ain’t
\
so

savvy…      mutherfucker.


happy u turn

10/4/2014

 


Happy u turn


fluffy rice cracker

pillow-shaped

fits in your mouth…

almost automatically

Happy U turn

Happy U turn

Happy U turn

Coated in MSG, crystalline, edgy

Sweet--sometimes sticky

Soy sauce and ketchup

Individually wrapped

Happy U turn

Happy U turn

Happy U turn

Love is a cracker

Or a wafer

Or a thin mint

…Love is a bitch

Happy U turn

Happy U turn

Happy U turn

Can’t stop once you start

Till you bleed…while you bleed

Sticks in your teeth…just a little

Happy U turn

Happy U turn

Happy U turn

The real winners

Go all the way

Take the brass ring between their teeth and….

Bite down hard











always in motion

inside and outside

Flying JAL

To guam or hawaii

Or someplace real

Happy U turn


Happy U turn

Happay U turn

Sometimes you just gotta take it

Happy u turn

Happy u turn

Happpaaaaay u do turn

Breaking up, crumbling

It takes guts to jump on the grenadine….

To take one from the team

--What will the neighbors say?

Happy u turn

Happy u turn

Happy u turn

She and her lawyer

In the Narita Starbuck’s

talkin’ shop

Tongue keeps bleedin’

But  just can’t… stop

Happy u turn

Happy u turn

Happy u turn


Still tastes good…



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    Andy Painter is an anthropologist living in Fukuoka, Japan


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